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You are cleaning your bedroom, vacuuming the carpet and dusting the furniture. Until you think you hear a sudden scream. You unplug the vacuum and try to listen. Is that… Kiku? Another scream, louder this time, makes you run downstairs. And there he is.

Kiku is sitting on top of the kitchen counter in a ball, practically hyperventilating.

"Kiku…?" 

"___-______-chan!" He cries stuttering your name, tears streaming down his face. "Kiku… what's wrong?" You ask in a concerned tone. Too scared to even speak, he just simply points behind you.

You turn around, finding the source that scared Kiku to death: A big, fat cockroach. "Eww…" You say as your nose wrinkles.

Grabbing the nearest object, which happens to be a telephone book, you slam the roach with full force. "Didn't need that anyway…" You mumble, assuming bug guts are probably everywhere underneath the heavy book. By now, the poor guy looks like he's having a panic attack.

"Shh… it's okay. The cockroach is gone now."

 "A-are you sure?"

"Come."

You reach a hand out and help him down from the counter.

"I'm scared…"

"Don't be, you're safe now."

*****

Later that night, the two of you decide to watch a movie on the couch.

"______-chan?"

"Yeah?"

"I love you."

You turn to meet Kiku's gaze. His cheeks look like they're on fire.

"I love you too, baby."

"… Can I ask you something else?"

"What is it?"

"Can we snuggle?"

~ 終わり. ♥
Oh gods... I seriously couldn't find a good preview picture. Sorry guys. XD

I thought it would be funny to write a story about Japan's fear of cockroaches. And according to Hima papa, Japan is so scared of them, he cries. But I think it's hilarious.

Thank you for reading! :D

*EDIT* (8/24/14) I hope you like this new and improved version! It's incredible how much I can change in 4 months...
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:iconoriginalotakuluv:
OriginalOtakuLuv Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
XD shush japan its ok! Even though they can fly (takes out a kitchen knife) ill shred them to bits (laughs like belurus)
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TheDevilishRui Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  New Deviant
Abigail(My best friend): HEY JAPAN DID YOU KNOW COCKROACHES CAN FLY?

Japan: *starts hyperventilating*

Me: ABBY!!! *grabs book and hits her head*

Abigail: *evil grin* huehu-OWWWW!!!!

Me: DONT MAKE MY JAPAN HAVE A PANIC ATTACK OR ILL HUNT YOU DOWN XD
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Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015
Don't worry Kiku-kun ill go get my ax.
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Bakuranom Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
*FANGIRL SPASM FANGIRL SPASM FANGIRL SPASM* HE WANTS TO SNUGGLEEEEE
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:iconlittlesunflower17:
Littlesunflower17 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
:iconyayjapanplz:
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:iconbakuranom:
Bakuranom Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
*PTEREDACTYL SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH*
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:iconmidnightdash2137:
MidnightDash2137 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2015  Student Digital Artist
I. hate. spiders. and i'm getting better about them...
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:iconlittlesunflower17:
Littlesunflower17 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
whaaaa spiders aren't scary!!
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:iconmidnightdash2137:
MidnightDash2137 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015  Student Digital Artist
YES THEY ARE!!!!!
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:iconlittlesunflower17:
Littlesunflower17 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
they're so cute tho. ;v;
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:iconmidnightdash2137:
MidnightDash2137 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015  Student Digital Artist
x33
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KN1GH70F8R347H Featured By Owner May 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Japan: AAAAGGHHH!!
Me: Where's the monster?!
*cockroach scuttles across floor*
Me: *facepalm* really I thought it was something serious...😑
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:iconlittlesunflower17:
Littlesunflower17 Featured By Owner May 12, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
i think cockroaches are monsters. 
.w.
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animeliv12514 Featured By Owner Edited May 5, 2015
Lordie ! I have the worlds worst fear of Bugs In genaral....* Shutter * 

When I find a bug- 
Me- '' Oh its Fine..''
 * Runs Out Door *
Me - I am Just going to move to Japan! Kon'nichiwa ! '' 
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Littlesunflower17 Featured By Owner May 5, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
lordie? XD
but you'll find more bugs in jappy's house.
he attacts them.
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TeAzulYWaffles Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015
Lapuntu:*smirks evilly*Did you know that if you find a cockroach,there will be kind of 10 more around?
Japan:*Starts hyperventilating and cries*
Me:SHUT UP LAPUNTU*Throws Books at her*
Lapuntu:NOPE*a book smack her in da face*Oww......
Japan:*Still in panic state*
Me:*tries to calm Japan* Don't worry,there are no cockroaches here!(I hope)
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Littlesunflower17 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
:iconyayjapanplz:
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:iconnibblez22:
Nibblez22 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
If it started flying, I would cry too XD
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SugoiAsAlways Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2015  New Deviant
I JUST DIED!! XDDD
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jwomack334 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015  New Deviant
*whispers* they can fly....? Oh god........ 
//hyperventilating 
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:iconnibblez22:
Nibblez22 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, they can fly but I think only once in their life time. Even then, it's terrifying.
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Littlesunflower17 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
yeah ewww. XD
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Cinnamon-Badass Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015
Bruh, when I found out those fuckers could fly....I literally wrapped myself in a blanket like: HAHAHA CAN'T GET ME NOW YOU LITTLE SHITS
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:iconnibblez22:
Nibblez22 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thing is, they can get into the blankets though.
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Cinnamon-Badass Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015
Big Fool Emoji-3 (Smirk) [V2] Thanks for reminding me....
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:iconnibblez22:
Nibblez22 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
.... I'm so sorry, want to live in a bubble with me?
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:iconcinnamon-badass:
Cinnamon-Badass Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015
Bubbles are nice.
I'm alright tho.
Huehue bug spray.
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:iconnibblez22:
Nibblez22 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Good luck!
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Cinnamon-Badass Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015
Thanks, you too!
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kittykatt765 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Student Artist
dawwwwww..... sooo cute!
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:iconlittlesunflower17:
Littlesunflower17 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
thanks! ♥
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SakuraDreamerz2 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015
Hey!!! Someone stole this oneshot, put it on watt pad and claimed it as their own! www.wattpad.com/104923935-heta…
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Littlesunflower17 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
i can't believe it! thanks for telling me!! i'll definitely do something about it.
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SakuraDreamerz2 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015
No problem! ^^
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:iconkorralover10:
KorraLover10 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Cockroaches don't scare me but they send a chill up my spine whenever I see one.
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:iconlittlesunflower17:
Littlesunflower17 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
well that's good! scared of any other bugs?
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:iconkorralover10:
KorraLover10 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Only anything with more than eight legs. A millipede or centipede for example. Also grubs
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ComplexReality Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm not scared of cockroaches either. X\\D but, I personally can't stand bees. honey bees are... ok, but anything else and I can sprint away screaming my fool head off faster than I ever can in a race
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Randomsinger11 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015  Student General Artist
*Cue le anime sparkles and beet red face*
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Littlesunflower17 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
>//w//<
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AwesomePrussianess Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received this letter

from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week,

everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,

this

really

works!!!!

1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3

times!

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it to your self 6 times!!

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1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!

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down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.

* *

* *

* *

Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.

After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what

you wished for will come true within in one week!

u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now

pay very close attention this important message!

Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
stories.

First Example:

Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same
chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she
got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal.
And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car
crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened
and her mom would be alive.

Second Example:

Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd
grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for
him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,
and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up
and married each other to live happily forever.

Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only

me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat

special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-

1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!

10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!

15 people- your crush will say they like you

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30 people - Your crush will have sex with you

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Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat

room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you only

have 1 hour
if the pain goes on im not gonna make it...!
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theotakugurl Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015  Student General Artist
Ew! Cockroaches!
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Littlesunflower17 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
ikr!! owo
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wombathewombate Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
._. aw, no more Nutella.
NUTELLA 
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vitani64 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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prussiafangirl88 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2015
Awwwwww this story is so cute! spaz kermit Hand spaz plz 
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Littlesunflower17 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
thank you so much!! :heart:
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prussiafangirl88 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015
Neko Emoji-41 - (Kawaii Waving) [V3] 
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Littlesunflower17 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
:iconyayjapanplz:
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