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You are cleaning your bedroom, vacuuming the carpet and dusting the furniture. Until you think you hear a sudden scream. You unplug the vacuum and try to listen. Is that… Kiku? Another scream, louder this time, makes you run downstairs. And there he is.

Kiku is sitting on top of the kitchen counter in a ball, practically hyperventilating.

"Kiku…?" 

"___-______-chan!" He cries stuttering your name, tears streaming down his face. "Kiku… what's wrong?" You ask in a concerned tone. Too scared to even speak, he just simply points behind you.

You turn around, finding the source that scared Kiku to death: A big, fat cockroach. "Eww…" You say as your nose wrinkles.

Grabbing the nearest object, which happens to be a telephone book, you slam the roach with full force. "Didn't need that anyway…" You mumble, assuming bug guts are probably everywhere underneath the heavy book. By now, the poor guy looks like he's having a panic attack.

"Shh… it's okay. The cockroach is gone now."

 "A-are you sure?"

"Come."

You reach a hand out and help him down from the counter.

"I'm scared…"

"Don't be, you're safe now."

*****

Later that night, the two of you decide to watch a movie on the couch.

"______-chan?"

"Yeah?"

"I love you."

You turn to meet Kiku's gaze. His cheeks look like they're on fire.

"I love you too, baby."

"… Can I ask you something else?"

"What is it?"

"Can we snuggle?"

~ 終わり. ♥
Oh gods... I seriously couldn't find a good preview picture. Sorry guys. XD

I thought it would be funny to write a story about Japan's fear of cockroaches. And according to Hima papa, Japan is so scared of them, he cries. But I think it's hilarious.

Thank you for reading! :D

*EDIT* (8/24/14) I hope you like this new and improved version! It's incredible how much I can change in 4 months...
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:iconthebeautyindarkness:
TheBeautyInDarkness Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2015  New Deviant
Japan: *screams*
Me: Oh my god! I'm coming Japan! What's wrong?! *runs to him*
Japan: *panicking*
Me: Whats wrong?! *sees cockroach* Eewww!!!! Gross!!!!! *cockroach starts to fly*
Me: OH HELL NAW!!!! *runs away screaming while dragging Japan* IT CAN FREAKING FLY!!!! AAAGGHHHHH!!!!! ITS GONNA ATTACK ME!!!!! *runs out the house with Japan still being dragged*
Japan: *still panicking*
China: What the actual heck, aru.
Me: *panicking*
Japan: *panicking*
China: *sweatdrops*
China: ...........it was a cockroach wasn't it.
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skylasparkle Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
i hate palmetto bugs......thos are the cockroaches that can fly....and theyr HUGE!!
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:iconthebeautyindarkness:
TheBeautyInDarkness Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015  New Deviant
I used to have a pet roach, I don't think it was palmetto. Or maybe it was. Don't know. But I grew afraid of the flying ones ever since it escaped and I'm just sitting up in bed at like 8:30 am. and it flies at me. It's was a very scary moment.
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skylasparkle Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
i feel your pain. one night i was up late reading, like 2am, and i hear this buzzing noise. i look up and there, in the corner of my ceiling, is this freaking huge palmetto bug! i screamed and successfully woke up the entire house. the bug was contained, and i went on to pull an all nighter.
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TheBeautyInDarkness Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015  New Deviant
XD I feel bad for you about that. Mine actaully made it to smack into my face and it wouldn't come off. So I basically ran around my house silently screaming and flailing my arms like an idiot. My bird comes in, attacks me, and successfully got it off. Though it ate it. I had scratches all over my face, and it was hard to explain to my parents what had happened. 
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skylasparkle Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
you win....
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:iconthebeautyindarkness:
TheBeautyInDarkness Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015  New Deviant
I do?! O.o
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:iconskylasparkle:
skylasparkle Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
yeah! id most likely would pass out if that thing landed on my face!
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OriginalOtakuLuv Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
XD shush japan its ok! Even though they can fly (takes out a kitchen knife) ill shred them to bits (laughs like belurus)
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TheDevilishRui Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
Abigail(My best friend): HEY JAPAN DID YOU KNOW COCKROACHES CAN FLY?

Japan: *starts hyperventilating*

Me: ABBY!!! *grabs book and hits her head*

Abigail: *evil grin* huehu-OWWWW!!!!

Me: DONT MAKE MY JAPAN HAVE A PANIC ATTACK OR ILL HUNT YOU DOWN XD
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Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015
Don't worry Kiku-kun ill go get my ax.
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Bakuranom Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
*FANGIRL SPASM FANGIRL SPASM FANGIRL SPASM* HE WANTS TO SNUGGLEEEEE
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Littlesunflower17 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
:iconyayjapanplz:
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:iconbakuranom:
Bakuranom Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
*PTEREDACTYL SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH*
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:iconskylasparkle:
skylasparkle Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
*VICTORY SCREEEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHHH*
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Bakuranom Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
:victoryscreech: NaNoEmo day 10 - Victory Screech! :victoryscreech: :victoryscreech: :victoryscreech: :victoryscreech: :victoryscreech: 
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skylasparkle Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
lol!
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MidnightDash2137 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2015  Student Digital Artist
I. hate. spiders. and i'm getting better about them...
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:iconlittlesunflower17:
Littlesunflower17 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
whaaaa spiders aren't scary!!
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:iconskylasparkle:
skylasparkle Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
just think...they have 8 beady eyes...8 fuzzy legs that crawl on you......and 2 poisonous fangs that punctures your skin and kill you!!!!
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MidnightDash2137 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015  Student Digital Artist
YES THEY ARE!!!!!
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:iconlittlesunflower17:
Littlesunflower17 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
they're so cute tho. ;v;
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:iconmidnightdash2137:
MidnightDash2137 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015  Student Digital Artist
x33
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KN1GH70F8R347H Featured By Owner May 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Japan: AAAAGGHHH!!
Me: Where's the monster?!
*cockroach scuttles across floor*
Me: *facepalm* really I thought it was something serious...😑
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Littlesunflower17 Featured By Owner May 12, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
i think cockroaches are monsters. 
.w.
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animeliv12514 Featured By Owner Edited May 5, 2015
Lordie ! I have the worlds worst fear of Bugs In genaral....* Shutter * 

When I find a bug- 
Me- '' Oh its Fine..''
 * Runs Out Door *
Me - I am Just going to move to Japan! Kon'nichiwa ! '' 
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Littlesunflower17 Featured By Owner May 5, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
lordie? XD
but you'll find more bugs in jappy's house.
he attacts them.
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TeAzulYWaffles Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015
Lapuntu:*smirks evilly*Did you know that if you find a cockroach,there will be kind of 10 more around?
Japan:*Starts hyperventilating and cries*
Me:SHUT UP LAPUNTU*Throws Books at her*
Lapuntu:NOPE*a book smack her in da face*Oww......
Japan:*Still in panic state*
Me:*tries to calm Japan* Don't worry,there are no cockroaches here!(I hope)
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Littlesunflower17 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
:iconyayjapanplz:
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:iconnibblez22:
Nibblez22 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
If it started flying, I would cry too XD
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SugoiAsAlways Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2015  New Deviant
I JUST DIED!! XDDD
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jwomack334 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015  New Deviant
*whispers* they can fly....? Oh god........ 
//hyperventilating 
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Nibblez22 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, they can fly but I think only once in their life time. Even then, it's terrifying.
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Littlesunflower17 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
yeah ewww. XD
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Cinnamon-Badass Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015
Bruh, when I found out those fuckers could fly....I literally wrapped myself in a blanket like: HAHAHA CAN'T GET ME NOW YOU LITTLE SHITS
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Nibblez22 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thing is, they can get into the blankets though.
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Cinnamon-Badass Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015
Big Fool Emoji-3 (Smirk) [V2] Thanks for reminding me....
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:iconnibblez22:
Nibblez22 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
.... I'm so sorry, want to live in a bubble with me?
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:iconcinnamon-badass:
Cinnamon-Badass Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015
Bubbles are nice.
I'm alright tho.
Huehue bug spray.
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Nibblez22 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Good luck!
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Cinnamon-Badass Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015
Thanks, you too!
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kittykatt765 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Student Artist
dawwwwww..... sooo cute!
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Littlesunflower17 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
thanks! ♥
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SakuraDreamerz2 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015
Hey!!! Someone stole this oneshot, put it on watt pad and claimed it as their own! www.wattpad.com/104923935-heta…
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Littlesunflower17 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
i can't believe it! thanks for telling me!! i'll definitely do something about it.
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SakuraDreamerz2 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015
No problem! ^^
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KorraLover10 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Cockroaches don't scare me but they send a chill up my spine whenever I see one.
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Littlesunflower17 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
well that's good! scared of any other bugs?
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KorraLover10 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Only anything with more than eight legs. A millipede or centipede for example. Also grubs
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ComplexReality Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm not scared of cockroaches either. X\\D but, I personally can't stand bees. honey bees are... ok, but anything else and I can sprint away screaming my fool head off faster than I ever can in a race
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